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[When Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope] Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. -Kurt Vonnegut




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9 November 09

Reblogged: blacklicorice

7 November 09
Posted: 9:40 PM
Posted: 4:01 PM
6 November 09

like jon hamm would have been geeky in high school, bitch please.

5 November 09

re: al gore last night on the daily show

looking nice, my president, i am officially upgrading you from alex bladwin chubby-cute to silver fox status.

Posted: 2:45 AM
(via boycott-love)

….aaaand now this is in my head

(via boycott-love)

….aaaand now this is in my head

Reblogged: boycott-love

4 November 09
3 November 09

five minutes of charlie dancing for rackattack

Posted: 9:29 PM

Dog Bad at Skateboarding

i was not prepared to laugh this hard

Posted: 9:18 PM

Hey, Maine:

thedailywhat:

Don’t mess this up. Every tax-paying citizen deserves the right to marry the person they love. Americans who vote to deny other Americans a right they themselves enjoy should have that right taken away from them.

the results are so close it is making me nervous

Reblogged: thedailywhat

Posted: 7:38 PM

lindsayrobertson:

ONN: Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck. This is too funny to even pull a quote out. Amazing. Just watch.

Daniel Radosh should consider changing his long-running “Why Not Bil Keane?” obit feature to “Why Not Glenn Beck?” (Like, when BK dies.)

Reblogged: lindsayrobertson

Posted: 7:27 PM
phil, i love you so

phil, i love you so

2 November 09

Firefly Gag Reel

so much love

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh
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