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[When Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope] Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. -Kurt VonnegutFollowing
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like jon hamm would have been geeky in high school, bitch please.
looking nice, my president, i am officially upgrading you from alex bladwin chubby-cute to silver fox status.
(via boycott-love)
….aaaand now this is in my head
five minutes of charlie dancing for rackattack
i was not prepared to laugh this hard
Don’t mess this up. Every tax-paying citizen deserves the right to marry the person they love. Americans who vote to deny other Americans a right they themselves enjoy should have that right taken away from them.
the results are so close it is making me nervous
ONN: Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck. This is too funny to even pull a quote out. Amazing. Just watch.
Daniel Radosh should consider changing his long-running “Why Not Bil Keane?” obit feature to “Why Not Glenn Beck?” (Like, when BK dies.)
Firefly Gag Reel
so much love