[When Vonnegut tells his wife he’s going out to buy an envelope] Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. -Kurt Vonnegut whit 23 az/wv/va/universe content/gratefulTumblr (3.0; @thelastsemester)http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui193maVI1qzqc6so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://janers.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">janers</a>)</p> <p>look at that face…</p>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/279274232http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/279274232Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:13:04 -0700<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui3al7oj21qzqc6so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://janers.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">janers</a>)</p> <p>unspeakable things, just filthy</p>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/279273365http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/279273365Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:12:08 -0700<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui56rOzTD1qzqen4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>can everyone take a second and look at what is happening to colin firth’s hair? it is a like setting an  egg timer that will ding when he gets to silver fox status.</p>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/279218771http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/279218771Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:08:51 -0700<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kubdda3VgX1qz5or6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://browncoats.tumblr.com/post/277335159/adam-and-nathan-via-davereed-redheadedrachel" target="_blank">browncoats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Adam and Nathan</p> <p>(via <a href="http://davereed.tumblr.com/post/276730187/adam-and-nathan-via-redheadedrachel-falulatonks" target="_blank">davereed</a>:<a href="http://redheadedrachel.tumblr.com/post/276706089/falulatonks-via-soy" target="_blank">redheadedrachel</a>: <a href="http://falulatonks.tumblr.com/post/274093834/via-soy" target="_blank">falulatonks</a>: <a href="http://soy.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">soy</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/277345266http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/277345266Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:14:06 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LEXHD3RBjw8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LEXHD3RBjw8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEXHD3RBjw8&feature=related" target="_blank">Paul - Games Part 2</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/WhatIsPaul" target="_blank">WhatIsPaul</a>)</p>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/276902993http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/276902993Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:15:09 -0700<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kue3yb958M1qzn34eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://robot-heart.tumblr.com/post/276270132/emma-llensa-portfolio-photography" target="_blank">robot-heart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.florssalvatges.net/projects/retalls-de-firenze/" target="_blank">emma llensa portfolio, photography</a></p> </blockquote> <p>former, brief, hometown</p>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/276292920http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/276292920Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:11:44 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dl1JSLekchg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dl1JSLekchg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl1JSLekchg&feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">Paul - Games!</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/WhatIsPaul" target="_blank">WhatIsPaul</a>)</p>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/276289829http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/276289829Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:08:16 -0700<object width="400" height="231"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/BTEJbqGIEhtdk6RrhyfuWQ" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/BTEJbqGIEhtdk6RrhyfuWQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>jon stewart giving the business to gretchen carlson</p>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/276232210http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/276232210Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:07:11 -0700<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kudleisLau1qzfhako1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rackattack.tumblr.com/post/276004988" target="_blank">rackattack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>King.</p> <p>(<a href="http://winnr.tumblr.com/post/275997091/via-semisetadrift-and-eccentricsobriety" target="_blank">winnr</a>:<a href="http://semisetadrift.tumblr.com/post/275995266/eccentricsobriety-joan-holloway-dennis-and-the" target="_blank">semisetadrift</a>:<a href="http://eccentricsobriety.tumblr.com/post/275869019/joan-holloway-dennis-and-the-waitress" target="_blank">eccentricsobriety</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/276146891http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/276146891Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:32:49 -0700<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kucs8poUM41qzqen4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i><b>Jon Hamm to host SNL in January!</b></i></p>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/275098146http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/275098146Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:41:08 -0700<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kucktnmb561qzxaojo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lyriquediscorde.tumblr.com/post/274937993/casino-royale" target="_blank">lyriquediscorde</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>Casino Royale</i></p> </blockquote>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/274951387http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/274951387Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:16:00 -0700<p>amazon, i am loving these dvd deals. yesterday i got all 3 seasons of arrested development for $25.</p> <p>i’m tempted to get lost (hah!) but really, when would i sit down and watch all 5 seasons? maybe i should get them for posterity or to give to a future niece or nephew.</p>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/274500285http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/274500285Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:03:15 -0700<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kub5czNUU61qzqen4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>about a foot so far, 8-10 more inches expected.</p>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/273837246http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/273837246Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:29:23 -0700<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kub5bqIZxv1qzqen4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>outside my window</p>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/273836128http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/273836128Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:28:37 -0700<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kub18gw85c1qzqen4o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>castle tonight. high five!</p>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/273722975http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/273722975Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:00:15 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qZ5DfWN3fWU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qZ5DfWN3fWU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://slapclapper.tumblr.com/post/273685773/man-vs-toddler" target="_blank">slapclapper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Man vs. Toddler</p> </blockquote>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/273708622http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/273708622Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:48:36 -0700<object width="400" height="231"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/0lnyML8AEmi2owUlsSspBA" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/0lnyML8AEmi2owUlsSspBA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://videogum.com/archives/sketch_comedy/saturday_night_live_shy_ronnie_104231.html" target="_blank">i sincerely hope this is based on something that happened in the writer’s room and got severely blown out of proportion</a></p>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/273535564http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/273535564Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:16:50 -0700<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/273529382/tumblr_ku9ntqNz7V1qzofsf&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://agoodstart.tumblr.com/post/273481545/natmelfrankmoby-lorenrochelle-blind-pilot" target="_blank">agoodstart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://natmelfrankmoby.tumblr.com/post/273243155" target="_blank">natmelfrankmoby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lorenrochelle.tumblr.com/post/272772561/blind-pilot-three-rounds-and-a-sound-absolutely" target="_blank">lorenrochelle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Blind Pilot- Three Rounds and A Sound</p> <p>absolutely beautiful song… exuse me while I decompress.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>excellent.</p> </blockquote>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/273529382http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/273529382Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:10:52 -0700<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuatayK7R71qzqen4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/273527548http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/273527548Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:08:58 -0700<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kst3u5RtJn1qzx5i0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://quote-book.tumblr.com/post/272324998/looking-for-alaska-by-john-green-submitted-by" target="_blank">quote-book</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Looking for Alaska by John Green</p> <p>(Submitted by: Alanna)</p> </blockquote>http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/272364216http://thelastsemester.tumblr.com/post/272364216Sun, 06 Dec 2009 17:09:28 -0700